Apparantly in Sydney and Melbourne this year anyone dressed up as Santa will lose their license if they are heard saying "Ho Ho Ho". The reason being because in America "Ho" is street slang for prostitute. In America. So thousands of miles away (and a whole heap of water) people are losing their jobs in case they upset a random American tourist.
I'm sorry to get on my political soap box here, but WTF??? Surely there are about a guzillian more important things for people to worry about than policing what Santa says in Australia? It's not like they're even the real deal. Everyone knows the real Santa is in Lapland, and he certainly wouldn't be saying "Ho" and be referring to American prostitutes. He's happily married to Mrs Claus thank you very much.
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